Traits of a master Orkutter
- Orkuts every 3 mins
-Starts intellectually stimulating Orkut communities like "Petrol Bunk in NH8 next to Radisson Hotel", "Butter chicken in MDI mess is awesome", "Parking @ Metro mall is better than parking @ DT Mall", "Salman should get Oscar for Salam E Ishq", etc
- Describes himself as "kool, handsome and romantic"
-Daily scrap is "Do u want to make friend ship with me"
-Joins 3000 communites
-Creates bogus profiles to increase number of fans